Your game will be somewhat immersive again. The mod adds animations plus replaces some of the NPC “naked” comments with “flattering”, “playful” ones. This mod was created for Skyrim Legendary Edition, but it also works in Skyrim Special Edition. Credits: JeremeW5257.
All animations are Skyrim “default” animations. New animations have not been added. You do not need to download a new skeleton or body mod to make them work.
There are two versions: for a male character and for a female character. Only the comments of the opposite sex are changed for each version.
Male Version
Let the ladies admire your… WEAPON! Female NPCs will comment about your “big hammer.”
If you use the Male Version, females will either point at you or “stare/study/examine” you as they comment. The females that refer to your “tool” as a “thing” or “weapon” will point. The ones that “admire” you, will stare/study/examine you.
| If you play as a Male, women will now say: | Female NPCs |
| Don’t come too close with that. | Argonian |
| Don’t see that every day. | Commander |
| You planning on using that weapon? | Commoner |
| I’ve seen better. Well, maybe not. | Condescending |
| By the gods…I don’t even know what to say…right? | Coward |
| Damn. That’s quite a sight. | Dark Elf |
| Perhaps you’d care to put your weapon away? Hmm? | Elf Haughty |
| Don’t start swinging that thing in here! | Even Toned |
| Gracious! This one is certainly unaccustomed to such sights… | Khajiit |
| That is one… big hammer. | Nord |
| Put that thing away, or get out! | Old Grumpy |
| You should probably put that thing away before you knock something over. | Old Kindly |
| Mighty impressive. | Orc |
| Put that thing away! You’re making people nervous! | Shrill |
| Now that’s a real man! | Sultry |
| Wow! That’s impressive. | Young Eager |
Female Version
If you use the Female Version, males will either clap, dance, or point at you as they comment. I tried to make it as “immersive” as possible. Most males will clap, but drunks, younger males, and soldiers will dance. High Elves will point at you.
| If you play as a Female, men will now say | Male NPCs |
| By the Hist, what a sight…. | Argonian |
| That’s…that’s…wow. | Brute |
| Impressive. Damn impressive. | Dark Elf |
| Look at that. Am I drunk? I must be drunk. | Drunk |
| Wow. Would you look at that. | Even Toned |
| By the Twin Moons… | Khajiit |
| By Ysmir! That’s impressive. | Nord |
| Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes. | Old Grumpy |
| Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes. | Old Kindly |
| Gotta admit, that’s impressive. | Orc |
| Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes. | Soldier |
| By the Nine! | Young Eager |
| By the gods… I don’t even know what to say… | Commoner |
| In all my years, I’ve never seen such a thing… | Condensing |
| What in the world… | Coward |
| In all my years, I’ve never seen such a thing… | Commander |
| What in the world… | Elf Haughty |
| By the gods! | Sly Cynical |
How to Install Skyrim Humorous Naked Comments
- Extract the “Skyrim_Humorous_Naked_Comments.7z” file into the folder of your choice. There are 2 folders inside: “Female Version” and “Male Version”. Select the version you want to use.
Note: If you want comments from both male and female NPCs…use both versions at the same time. - Open the folder you’ve chosen and place the “Data” folder into your “Skyrim” folder. Typically: “Program Files (x86)/steam/steamApps/common/Skyrim”.
Do the same with other folder if you want to install two version. - Activate the mod in the game launcher, in the Data files section.
- Don’t start a new game with this mod active. IT WILL NOT WORK. If you plan to start a new game, drag the “.ESP” file out of your DATA folder before you start. Once the game is started, you can activate it.
Notes:
If you accidentaly start the game with the mod enabled:
Way 1
The mod sets the global WICommentChanceNaked of the game to 0, so if you type in the console “set WICommentChanceNaked to 100” without the quotes the NPCs will start commenting again.
Way 2
First, disable it in your mod manager. Then go to your Steam library and uninstall Skyrim. Then reinstall Skyrim, and re-enable the mod. It should work for you.
