Skyrim Humorous Naked Comments

Your game will be somewhat immersive again. The mod adds animations plus replaces some of the NPC “naked” comments with “flattering”, “playful” ones. This mod was created for Skyrim Legendary Edition, but it also works in Skyrim Special Edition. Credits: JeremeW5257.

All animations are Skyrim “default” animations. New animations have not been added. You do not need to download a new skeleton or body mod to make them work.

There are two versions: for a male character and for a female character. Only the comments of the opposite sex are changed for each version.

Male Version

Let the ladies admire your… WEAPON! Female NPCs will comment about your “big hammer.”
If you use the Male Version, females will either point at you or “stare/study/examine” you as they comment. The females that refer to your “tool” as a “thing” or “weapon” will point. The ones that “admire” you, will stare/study/examine you.

If you play as a Male, women will now say: Female NPCs
Don’t come too close with that.Argonian
Don’t see that every day.Commander
You planning on using that weapon?Commoner
I’ve seen better. Well, maybe not.Condescending
By the gods…I don’t even know what to say…right?Coward
Damn. That’s quite a sight.Dark Elf
Perhaps you’d care to put your weapon away? Hmm?Elf Haughty
Don’t start swinging that thing in here!Even Toned
Gracious! This one is certainly unaccustomed to such sights…Khajiit
That is one… big hammer.Nord
Put that thing away, or get out!Old Grumpy
You should probably put that thing away before you knock something over.Old Kindly
Mighty impressive.Orc
Put that thing away! You’re making people nervous!Shrill
Now that’s a real man!Sultry
Wow! That’s impressive.Young Eager

Female Version

If you use the Female Version, males will either clap, dance, or point at you as they comment. I tried to make it as “immersive” as possible. Most males will clap, but drunks, younger males, and soldiers will dance. High Elves will point at you.

If you play as a Female, men will now sayMale NPCs
By the Hist, what a sight….Argonian
That’s…that’s…wow.Brute
Impressive. Damn impressive.Dark Elf
Look at that. Am I drunk? I must be drunk.Drunk
Wow. Would you look at that.Even Toned
By the Twin Moons…Khajiit
By Ysmir! That’s impressive.Nord
Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes.Old Grumpy
Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes.Old Kindly
Gotta admit, that’s impressive.Orc
Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes.Soldier
By the Nine!Young Eager
By the gods… I don’t even know what to say…Commoner
In all my years, I’ve never seen such a thing…Condensing
What in the world…Coward
In all my years, I’ve never seen such a thing…Commander
What in the world…Elf Haughty
By the gods!Sly Cynical

How to Install Skyrim Humorous Naked Comments

  1. Extract the “Skyrim_Humorous_Naked_Comments.7z” file into the folder of your choice. There are 2 folders inside: “Female Version” and “Male Version”. Select the version you want to use.
    Note: If you want comments from both male and female NPCs…use both versions at the same time.
  2. Open the folder you’ve chosen and place the “Data” folder into your “Skyrim” folder. Typically: “Program Files (x86)/steam/steamApps/common/Skyrim”.
    Do the same with other folder if you want to install two version.
  3. Activate the mod in the game launcher, in the Data files section.
  4. Don’t start a new game with this mod active. IT WILL NOT WORK. If you plan to start a new game, drag the “.ESP” file out of your DATA folder before you start. Once the game is started, you can activate it.

Notes:

If you accidentaly start the game with the mod enabled:

Way 1

The mod sets the global WICommentChanceNaked of the game to 0, so if you type in the console “set WICommentChanceNaked to 100” without the quotes the NPCs will start commenting again.

Way 2

First, disable it in your mod manager. Then go to your Steam library and uninstall Skyrim. Then reinstall Skyrim, and re-enable the mod. It should work for you.

Skyrim Humorous Naked Comments
Skyrim Humorous Naked Comments
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